Thursday, February 23, 2012

Quick, somebody notify the Special Victims Unit!

Noticed this precious little gem in a wheelbarrow filled with dirt on my way to my (NEW!) gym today. What is this discarded naked doll, with vacancies where there were presumably once eyes, doing alone in a wheelbarrow packed with dirt? Does a small child somewhere think that if you plant a plastic baby in the ground like a bulb, more will babies will grow out of it? Or is it a hasty burial for a discovered informant? If I'm not mistaken, it is certainly a harbinger of doom. If it is still there every time I go to the gym, I'll have to assume it's more likely to be some kind of latent warning from the homeowners. 

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