Breakfast: Flirt with Dunkin' Donuts guy for free munchkins (This worked once so I'm convinced it has potential. If cashier is female, just try harder.)
Lunch: Once flirting for munchkins doesn't work twice in a row, purchase bagel with quarters stolen from a video game arcade.
Dinner (once every 72 hours): Donate platelets at nearest hospital in exchange for coupon good for one free meal at hospital cafeteria.
Dessert: Chew on a straw.
Optional snack items:
- Stare longingly at pictures of food on Blackberry I just purchased for $200. Deny to everyone that I have just licked Blackberry.
- Free Saltine crackers and plastic cutlery from nearby cafes. Garnish Saltines with ketchup, salt & pepper packets, and more cutlery.
Granted, I know this will only last one more week, or however long it takes for Visa to mail me a new card. But in the meantime at least I get to eat a lot of bagels. And hallucinate without paying for drugs.