Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Alcoholism is a symptom of Seasonal Affect Disorder

Judging by the recent weather we've been experiencing in Boston, I have spent a disproportionate percentage of my salary on bathing suits when I should have spent it all on umbrellas. I didn't sign up for a health club membership and go for the month of December so I could not wear a bikini this summer, but I have heard from the acquaintance of a friend of a reputable source that the entire summer is going to be this miserable and rain-soaked. So unfortunately, unless we all move to a corner of the Earth that hasn't had amnesia and forgotten that it's summer, we are all going to have to start on heavy anti-depressants to get through this summer.

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