Addendum: I'm 24 years old -- Fact or fiction?
Points to consider:
- My pants are being held up by a safety pin, because the button fell off last year
- I showed up to work fifty minutes late.
- I'm currently listening to Guns 'N' Roses, which either means that I've been around a while or that I actually think it is still 1991.
- Whether or not I will have a good day is actually pre-determined by if I am having a good hair day or not.
- I opened up my presents before I even brushed my teeth this morning.
- I snorted in laughter when the communal office Inbox received an email with the subject line "Brad was amazed at my trouser snake."