- Um, do you ever do anything around here ever?
- Have you even considered it as a possibility?
- Do you find the frequency of your hangovers as startling as I do?
- Precisely who did you sleep with to get this job, anyways?
- Why on earth do you chew so much gum?
- Did you even bother to shower today?
- Are you aware that our work hours don't actually start at 9:45, and they aren't going to just because you have convinced yourself that they do?
- Is that mark on you forehead from falling asleep at your desk?
- Was that you I just saw having a lengthy debate about the U.S. invasion of North Korea with a crazed homeless man who thinks he has X-ray vision?
I am prepared to answer all of these questions, that is whenever they decide to start talking to me.