subject: Re: News regarding your credit card.
Dear "Bank",from: donotreply@bank###.com
How serious are you about helping me achieve my goals? Because I have a stack of manuscripts and writing that I'd really like to see published someday, and you probably have more influence over publishers, ya know, being this huge bank conglomerate with loads of money. Can we have a talk about this? I'd love to get the ball rolling.
Looking forward to a successful future with you.
subject: Regarding Your Inquiry and/or Comments
Our computer-automated system cannot process responses containing inquiries or comments.I knew it sounded a little too good to be true. Well, I've always thought it's best to follow up with a phone call anyway.
We would be happy to communicate with you by phone at 1-800-555-5555.
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