Wednesday, October 25, 2006

I'm eating an apple at my desk as I write this.

Things to eat at work that will really irritate your co-workers:

Apples
Carrots
Ice cubes
Other things of a very crunchy nature, including chips
That last bit of yogurt/oatmeal/insert food here, all the while scraping your plastic spoon against a plastic bowl to get at it
Soup, which you proceed to slurp in the manner of a voracious ant-eater

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