Thursday, October 13, 2005

English muffin earmuffs?

Welcome back!

Technical difficulties have proved blog posting quite disastrous in recent months. I hope you will accept our most heartful apologies with this addition to one of today's most popular sites on the web this side of Brooks St., Madison, Wisconsin! The newsletter (no affiliation to the folks at is now available to you completely free! As a member of the mailing list, you will receive the following:

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Anonymous said...

I really like the idea of English Muffic ear muffs and think they would sell very well in a place like Madison. Perhaps you should investigate further, see if you can trade mark the name and find an real English muffin company that would be interested in the idea as a promotion.