Technical difficulties have proved blog posting quite disastrous in recent months. I hope you will accept our most heartful apologies with this addition to one of today's most popular sites on the web this side of Brooks St., Madison, Wisconsin! The Afreeland.com newsletter (no affiliation to the folks at www.afreeland.com) is now available to you completely free! As a member of the Afreeland.com mailing list, you will receive the following:
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behind-the scenes looks at the lives of the young and cynical
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