Sunday, April 24, 2005

Something very, very important is about to occur

It is the moment some of us have been waiting for for roughly our entire lives.

The twenty-first birthday is just hours away. My body - still dehydrated and deprived of sleep from last night's d&d (that would be drinking and debauchery), yet the anticipation of the legalization of this behavior is still undeniable. A 21st birthday is nothing to sneeze at. So at 16, you can drive, at 18 you can buy cigarettes and porn, this is really all I have left. What's next, I can legally buy coke? At 26 I can drive a rental car...

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